Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.  John Mellencamp

After two years of third world type dysentery demoralizing and degrading my personal and professional life — my very being — I thought I was the one in need. But it was Marty back in Kansas City, who was making the most noise saying the twins were driving her crazy, and she needed a break. Guess I had been helping with the children more than I realized.

About a month after I left she and the twins for the hospital in Denver, Marty did what any stressed, but loving mother would do:  She drove Lisa and Laura to Kansas City International (MCI), purchased a one-way ticket, informed the flight attendants they would be traveling alone, told them to behave on the plane and sent them to my Mother in Mississippi.

As the twins wandered into the jetway, Marty turned away and — literally and metaphorically — never looked back. She had no intention of them returning and living with her again. They were five.  Marty had no contact with her daughters, nor would she see them again for another twenty years.

Guess I needlessly worried about Marty becoming a single mother.

This was the woman who had written me almost every day when I was in Vietnam, waited for me to return, stood by me during difficult times, provided a good household for our family, was alone with the twins for months on end while I served in the Army. She was the woman, I thought, who loved and cherished me.

I continued paying child support to Marty for a few months before I got the advice of a family attorney, and began sending the money to Momma instead. Marty was pissed. I went back to the attorney and filed for custody of the twins, Marty never responded, and I was granted sole custody.  Now the twins were completely and legally my responsibility, but they were still with my mother.


Nothing From Nothing was playing on KIMN.

Today it is not unusual to see an ad for Crohn’s, but in 1974, most physicians were not familiar with the disease, seen or treated anyone who had it.  All my colonoscopies without sedation had shown non-specific inflammation of the small intestine and some granuloma, but I had no ulcers in the mucosa of the intestines that resembled “cobblestones.”

There were not enough data, the doctors said, for a clear diagnosis. Maybe I had Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), a spastic colon, a condition usually aligned with someone who has a high strung personally.  I prefer to call it Type-A.

With an illness, about the worst news is: “Can’t give you a definite diagnosis, don’t know what to tell you.”  Except that I might want to stay near a restroom and continue with the Atropine. Funny, eh?

When I was on a clear liquid or a minimal fiber-low residue diet,  the cramping, frequent stools, and diarrhea were uncommon. Seems all that was required for me to do well — was to rest in a hospital on a strict diet, always near a restroom.

I had just received the sequence number for my upcoming promotion (about three months away) when the Medical Board informed me that I had been declared physically unfit to serve. My Army career was over.

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After several months at Fitzsimons, the doctors there settled on a diagnosis for me:          “Crohn’s disease.” An incurable malady that features abdominal cramping, fever, diarrhea, blood in stools, drainage from the anus, inflammation of liver-skin-joints-eyes, fatigue, immune system degradation, and sores in the mouth.

Thankfully I never had all the symptoms occur at the same time; that is rare. But just three of four are enough to knock you down hard, and knowing the others are possible is stressful enough.

The side effects of early drug treatment for Crohn’s was sometimes more detrimental to my health than any benefit it may have provided.  Prednisone that I  took, off and on, for the disease was especially precarious for long-term usage. It’s a steroid that comes with about a dozen warnings, frequent usage is known to cause heart failure, liver damage, and diabetes.

This is no “You have eight months to live,” cancer diagnosis.  Certainly, it’s possible to die from complications of Crohn’s. But it’s more likely one will just suffer from its symptoms for a few decades and then die.

Before being medically retired in Jan. 1975, I visited the hospital commander for advice. Should I try to just tough it out, request a medical waiver, stay on active duty, and get my promotion to Sergeant First Class? No.

I was surviving on six to eight Atropine a day (a narcotic and controlled drug). Some of the best years of my life were made possible by those tiny white pills that kept my diarrhea manageable and my life functioning with some normalcy. (Eventually, while on the move, I was able to swallow two or three without any liquid.)

But there were downsides to Atropine: Blurred vision, euphoria, headache, fever, confusion, depression, drowsiness, dry mouth, numbing of hand-feet and so forth. I had some of those symptoms, but thankfully no more than a few at a time.


My medical retirement income was $421.00 a month, a pay cut of almost 50%. I was unable to work any demanding job or perhaps any job at all unless I was allowed unlimited restroom breaks and able to get frequent sick days.

I had just gotten divorced and had two children to support. I owned a 1966 Ford Fairlane® showing 212 thousand miles, a 13” color TV, and my clothes were mostly army uniforms. Naturally, I was forced to declare bankruptcy. This was not one of the better times in my 27 years.*

But That's Alright Mama because:

I didn’t have a crop that was rotting in a Mississippi field, too ill to harvest and lose it all. Nor was I in Miss. racked with polio, like some my age had been, and not able to farm at all.

Nor was I in Mississippi working a dead-in job and living with a guilty conscience for avoiding the draft as so many did.

Neither was I in Mississippi sitting on a cold rough slab in the outhouse, having never heard from WAMY and let my dreams die.

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. Joe Walsh.

Shortly after I moved into the Lido (my hi-rise apartment building near downtown Denver), wondering what to do with my life, I was befriended by an older man who lived there. He was Sam Trott, a waist gunner on a B-17 in WWII and presently a TV salesman.

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Sgt. S.E. Trott Nov. 4, 1944. (Swan archives)

We had practically nothing in common except that we were veterans and divorced. Sam told me of the constant stress flying over the skies of Europe, wondering if he would be shot down before getting in enough missions to make it home to his family.

Sam made it back only to lose his family because of his drinking and gambling. He warned me, whatever my demons, not to succumb to those evils. He is long passed, but I will remember him for a long time. I’m finally writing my book, and Sam, you’re in it.


After settling into my studio apartment in Denver, I enrolled in a program of study for an FCC 1st Class license, sometimes called the First Phone. It was a difficult exam, especially for those like me who had not done well in high school math.

Having this license was a real plus for getting a job in radio, and it was required for stations with 10,000 watts or more that were broadcasting directionally to have an operator with a 1st Class License on duty at all times. With the First Phone, one could be an engineer at a radio station. Wow, that sounded pretty impressive. Don Swan, an engineer? Mr. Pete Vaughn, (HS math teacher) would be stunned, no doubt.

Not so fast, I don’t have the license just yet.

After completing a four-week training course, I studied intensely on my own for a month. (Reportedly, about 40% failed the exam on their first try.) I went over, again and again, studying the trigonometry, calculus, and geometry that had to be applied for the successful completion of the test.

The extra work and dedication paid off. Under the tutelage of a stern FCC proctor in downtown Denver — I passed the one-hour-plus exam on my first try and obtained my First Phone. It was a great boost to my morale and confidence. (Five years later, it would be worthless, the FCC deregulated many of its rules for radio stations, including the requirement for the 1st Class license.)

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Campus at the University of Denver. (DU photo)

Eight months after being discharged from Fitzsimons — sick, broke, divorced, and bankrupt — I was a sophomore at the University of Denver (DU) and a Denver DJ with help from my First Phone.

And during that period, the Veterans Administration gave me a 100% rating for Crohn’s Disease and service-connected injuries that resulted in $684 monthly compensation, a nice raise from my army medical retirement income, but I couldn’t get both.

DU is a private school where almost 50% of applicants are rejected. By comparison, the University of Colorado at Boulder — a fine college — accepted about 80% of aspirants. I was admitted to DU despite my HS transcript, certainly helped by an honorable military record, my military General Technical score, credit for lots of military schools, transcript from UMKC, and a lot of fast-talking. I would study Speech and Mass Communication. DU was no easy ride; I had graduated from high school in Mississippi, where I was an unremarkable student.


KLAK was the number one Country music station in Denver, the eighteenth largest market in the U.S. broadcasting on 1600 AM with 10,000 watts and 107.5 FM at 50,000 watts.  The manager hired me on the spot while I was meeting with him about doing voice-overs for commercials. I was offered the 7pm to Midnight shift Mon-Fri at $300 a week, about $1,300 in 2019 money.

Rock ‘n’ Roll was my first choice, but I probably had a larger audience at KLAK because there were so many Rock stations competition for listeners (just one other station was broadcasting the C&W format).

It didn’t exactly suck. There were lots of lonely and horny Cowgirls who deserved a deep-voiced-sexy-sounding DJ like me. And hear from them, I did.

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I did the 7pm to Midnite show (Courtesy Capitol Records)

At KLAK we had a modern country format, I was playing Blue Crying In The Rain, I Will Always Love You, Don’t It Make My Brown Eye’s Blue, Have You Never Been Mellow, Goodhearted Woman, Rhinestone Cowboy, lots of Elvis of course, and Rocky Mountain High.

 I had a fan club that was always sending me stuff.  On air, I became known as  Don “Mother” Swan, a moniker that stuck after a Denver Post article on my volunteer work for The Mothers March Of Dimes. The non-profit who worked to prevent birth defects made me an honorary Mother.

At KLAK, I was a popular on-air personality and became the station’s entertainment director. I hosted Country Music performers like Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, Crystal Gayle, and others. I opened (as opposed to emceeing) a show for Jim Stafford (My Girl Bill) and Kenny Rogers (The Gambler) with a comedic bit at the Complex in Denver.  It was my first and last gig as a comic; despite being voted the wittiest at Hatley High School.  But:

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Hard to read sentences; bottom line, my “Night Life” show increased ratings by 38%.
(From KLAK memos in 1976. Ratings from Jul/Aug 1976 ARB Seven County Central  Audience Zone, Quarter Hour Audience Estimate)

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 At KLAK I was putting in about 35 hours a week and filed in for other DJs, including the most important shift: Morning Drive. For me, hosting the 6-10 a.m. show in a top twenty market was heady stuff — with an estimated audience of 70,000. The shows regular Morning Drive DJ was pulling in some serious money, about $600 a week, a bit over $2,600 in 2019 dollars, and was soon on to WJJD in Chicago making even more.

Some of the most popular Country songs I was playing: Convoy–C. W. McCall; Before The Last Teardrop Falls–Freddy Fender; Chevy Van–Sammy Johns; (Hey Won’t You Play) Another Someone Done Somebody Wrong Song–B. J. Thomas; Thank God I’m A Country Boy–John Denver; I’m Not Lisa–Jessi Colter; Please Mister Please–Olivia Newton-John. The Dolly Parton version and the song she wrote I Will Always Love You is the best version (9 million views on YouTube™ as of  2019), in my opinion.

Outside the station, I was a one-person advertising agency, did voice-overs for some major advertisers, and a full-time student at DU.  A performative documentary that I narrated won a bronze medal at the New York Film Festival. I managed, somehow, to find the time, to play Col Forsyth and the off-stage voices in Authur Kopit’s Indians, a play that ran for several weeks with good reviews.

More top Country hits I was playing on 16AM KLAK: Torn Between Two Lovers–Mary MacGregor; Faster Horses–Tom T. Hal; Don’t The Girls Get Pretty At Closing Time–Mickley Gilley; You’ve Been Talking In Your Sleep–Crystal Gale; Mama’s Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys–Waylon & Willie; Lucille–Kenny Rogers; You Light Up My Life–Debbie Boone; Snowbird–Anne Murray and Luckenbach, Texas–Waylon Jennings.


Disc Jockeys from around the country were looking to come to Denver. I got calls from DJs in Philadelphia and other markets larger than Denver, wanting to work in the Mile-High City.

The mid to late 70s was a great time to be in Colorado during its surge in popularity.  You may remember John Denver, he touted Colorado (think: Rocky Mountain High).  People were flocking to the Mile-High City and the even higher Rocky Mountains to the west.

I happened to be on-air (March 1976) when the news broke that Andy Williams’s wife (Claudine Longet) fired several .22 rounds into the belly of Olympic ski star Spider Sabich in an Aspen Ski Chalet bathroom. (He died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.) Williams (Can’t Get Used To Losing You, Moon River) was an immensely popular singer who had his own TV show and Christmas special.

He wasn’t in the rotation of music we typically played on KLAK, but for some reason, news outlets from around the world were calling our station for news about the sensational event. I was quoted in the foreign press, especially in Australia, about the shooting. I joked on my radio show that the next Andy William’s Christmas special would probably be held in Cañon City (home of Colorado State Penitentiary).

*If any of my writing ever sounds like I’m feeling sorry for myself or seeking pity from my readers, it is unintentional. So many have had it worse than me, like small children with incurable cancer or young girls with incontinence and all the other perils of incurable Crohn’s disease.

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